We just sent out a System Alert email to several hundred thousand users about a planned server upgrade this weekend. I know that whenever people receive transactional emails like this, they’re not expecting any humans to actually be watching for replies. That’s exactly why I enjoy sifting through all the replies and personally responding to as many customers as I can (just to freak them out a little)…
Mario was super nice to give us his blessing for the outage:
We dedicated this song on blip.fm to Joe:
Hopefully, they’re not planning to wear matching shirts out together or anything:
Whenever your company sends transactional emails, does anyone watch for replies?
If not, you could be missing out on some good fun (and maybe losing a few precious Gmail engagement points).



As they say “Smile! It confuses people.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-4tW3hAQM
Reading those made my day :)
Hi Ben,
I think its great that you’re responding to customers in this way. I’m actually having a hard time getting a response from your Biz department (regarding the status of a Dedicated IP). I was curious if you could help me out or know someone who can? I set up a large account with MailChimp in an attempt to switch our client from iContact to MailChimp. But, the client wants to send out two email blasts today, yet I have no idea what the status of our Dedicated IP is. I’ve been sending emails to biz@mailchimp.com all week long to no avail, and your chat customer support just informs me that they don’t have that sort of information.
Any help is greatly appreciated – thanks so much!
Well, I can’t get anything approved, but I can give you some tips on talking with the team who reviews and approves these types of requests. One thing to note is that even though their email address is “biz@” they’re not biz-dev people, nor are they salespeople. It’s just a “business-y” type of process, so we gave it “biz@.” Anyway, the email gets FWD’d to multiple people. Some of them are technical people, some are compliance people, some are support people.
First tip: You said you have a client who “wants to send out two blasts today.” I’d make sure that you never say the word “blast” when talking with anybody at MailChimp. Generally, it’s a bad word in our industry. It’s like walking over to the expensive knife section in a fancy cooking store, and asking for a “murder stick.” That could be one thing turning them off. I know the people who review these requests, and generally speaking, they’re going to be too nice to reply and say, “Well, the whole ‘blasting’ thing turned us off, so we’re not going to talk to you anymore.”
Second, just know that dedicated IPs are not easy to come by. We have to be selective. You really need a lot of volume to justify getting a dedicated IP. They’re also going to try to check out your reputation, experience, sending history, etc. A negative response, or no response at all, might not necessarily mean they found something bad, though. It might mean they’re swamped, or couldn’t find enough info about your (or your client’s) reputation out there.
Third, these emails get sent to a ticketing queue. Sending in multiple requests just adds more tickets, which can sometimes add to the confusion, or move you to the back of the line. I know it can be frustrating to not hear back from someone, but emailing multiple times tends to hurt the process.
Fourth, a lot can depend on the industry your client is in. Have you looked at our terms of use, to see if your client falls into any of our risky or banned-content categories? Even if it’s just kinda-sorta risky, they’ll probably not want to give up a whole IP for it.
Fifth, have you checked your spam folder? Maybe we’ve replied, but you’re not getting them.
Probably not as helpful as you’d like, but I’m really not in control over the approval process of — well, just about anything anymore. Proper checks and balances are in place to make sure I don’t let any senders in “just for the money.” There’s a process in place, and all I can do is walk down the hall and make sure it’s running.
You are so right! I wonder what part of their body people think with when they send mail from noreply@domain.com and also openly state nobody will read replies. It’s like literally telling “We don’t give a f., just eat our s.”! Is that so hard to set up some filter for mail agents and actually see human responses? Why people are so rude to their clients?!
This is so awesome! Thanks for sharing!
Email is a tricky media, because most people thinks automated generated emails are indeed personal. I think it’s great that you guys take the time to answer every email, I answered a couple of newsletter responses in the past, but truth to be told, I just archived most of the replies.
The first example is far the best. Thanks for sharing. LOL.
Es kann sich durchaus lohnen, die Antworten auf System-E-Mails zu lesen http://j.mp/hqFrQu
*lol*, aber Newsletter versenden! RT @mseibert: Es kann sich durchaus lohnen, die Antworten auf System-E-Mails zu lesen http://j.mp/hqFrQu
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