Are you a web designer? Be sure to enter some of your work in the Pixel Awards. If you win, you can add "award-winning" to the front of your title. Plus, there are cool prizes, and a kick-ass trophy that you can keep on your desk (show ‘em who’s boss!). Prizes:

• A 3-month subscription to GameFly
• A lifetime discount from (mt) Media Temple
• 500 free email credits from MailChimp
• Every nominated website will also receive a Pixel Awards t-shirt

Reminds me of some quote I once read on a t-shirt: "I am an award winning creative. The rules of society no longer apply to me."